when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.
Natalie Dormer on the TVGuide Yacht at Comic Con (2014) [x]
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church